Mary Poppins: Stoping your incredibly sexist bullshit since 1964!
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Do not lie to me tumblr
I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.
jesus god can I please get more of these
Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.
Men of Tumblr…
dead
The men of tumblr win
i could dig it.
Seem’s legit tbf
Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.
At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly
But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!
^winning
THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Why are these guys doing this?
I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?
I will never not reblog this
favuorite post on tumblr omfg
Omg this is baack yaay :)
The men of Tumblr are my favorite people.
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| society: | oh you have your period? well you have two options. |
| woman: | okay. |
| society: | you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you. |
| woman: | sounds awful. what's my second option. |
| society: | a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body. |
| woman: | still seems pretty awful. |
| society: | wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you! |
| woman: | well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen. |
| society: | HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive. |
| woman: | |
| society: | oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic. |
| woman: | |
| society: | |
| woman: | i think i'll go with my third option. |
| society: | |
| woman: | |
| society: | what third option? |
| woman: | i think i'll bleed on everything you love. |
oh my god this makes me really happy cause now my fires can be beautiful
more life lessons from tumblr
omg
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